Tuesday, August 03, 2004
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this.", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and, while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." .
"That's when I made my big mistake." .
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that.".
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Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this.", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and, while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." .
"That's when I made my big mistake." .
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' " .
"I don't remember much after that.".
// posted by Abarahame la bañera @ 8:29 PM 
