Thursday, November 11, 2004


Two guys are fishing in a rowboat while a bit further a young man is learning how to windsurf. He gets on the board, falls off, gets back on again etc. Suddenly he totters off once more, hits his head on the board and doesn't come up again.
The two guys row to the rescue, pull him aboard and one of them starts resuscitating mouth-to mouth.
At once the guy doing the lifesaving pulls a face and says 'Wow, this is a gruesome case of halitosis!'
'Small wonder', his companion replies, 'he's wearing ice skates.'
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