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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
It takes 300,000 of them to make one human being.

Q: What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of lawyers do?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They're both extinct.

Q: What are lawyers good for?
A: They make used car salesmen look good.

Ya no es tan correcto ser machistas... ahora tenemos que corregir el lenguaje

How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
"VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a previously
enjoyed COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
"CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY
ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She Is
"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
PROVIDER."


I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I
am perfect.